🚨BREAKING: STEVE DAVIS IS THE GHOST OF DOGE PAST 👻💰🚀 Why is Steve Davis still hanging out in the DOGE time zone like that one ex that just refuses to ghost? 🤡✨ According to *The Woke Street Journal* (that’s a meme, don’t @ me), this dude dipped out of Uncle Sam’s crew back in May, but he’s still pulling strings at DOGE like a puppet master on a caffeine bender! 🤖💀 When asked about his so-called departure, he *allegedly* said, “Fake news, bro 😎✌️” Meanwhile, current DOGE officials are out here acting like they’re in a high-stakes game of poker, but little do they know, Steve’s still got a full house! 😂 Play some sad piano music for these poor DOGE devs, 'cause it’s giving serious, “This is fine” vibes 🔥🔥 But wait—let’s break this down: Is Steve Davis the real-life version of the “Drake pointing” meme, but instead of “bad”, it’s “I can’t leave my meme coin?” 🤔💸 In conclusion, DOGE is making moves like stonks 📈, while Steve’s like a ghost haunting the halls of crypto. Hot take: in 2024, we’re gonna see a DOGE revival where Steve Davis runs for president. Just imagine that meme potential! This is not financial advice, but BRB while I buy my DOGE campaign merch! 🌌💥🤯