👻🍿BREAKING NEWS: Stephen King SLASHES Through the Drama Like a Villain in One of His Novels! 🍿👻 So, your boy Jimmy Kimmel got benched by ABC like he's a rookie in the fourth quarter 🏈💀, and who better to roast the situation than the king of spook himself?! Stephen King, the master of horror with a Twitter account, took a breather from dunking on Trump (like, literally, how many tacos can a guy review? 🌮😂) to drop a 🔥 take! He's like, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ABC?!” while Trump is over there like Drake pointing at every Kimmel tweet like "YES, this is the moment I've been waiting for!" 🕶️🔥💸 Talk about cringey stonks. 📉🤡 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quotes* 💬: “Jimmy deserved better but we’re just here for the drama. Can’t cancel ‘em all, right?” - Anonymous ABC Intern The celebs are out here defending Kimmel, but let's be real: Did they even watch the episode? This is the same network that makes us watch 25-minute cringe commercials about toothpaste and life insurance! 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In a shocking twist, Jimmy will come back as a ghost host, haunting the ABC studios like “Come back to life or else I’ll haunt your ratings”! 👻🕯️ #GhostKimmel2024 Share it before King takes it down—or before ABC hits us with a cease-and-desist! 💌🚀