🚨📰 BREAKING: The King has spoken! 🦸‍♂️👑 Stephen King just dropped an 11-word review of *The Running Man* that’s hotter than your mom’s lasagna! 🍝🔥 “Thrilling like a rollercoaster, but I’m still Team Meyer.” (Who knew having a hot take could be this spicy? 🔥🔪) Folks, we’re officially in the era of 11-word book reviews! Forget novels, I’m just gonna tweet my grocery list and call it "literature." 🤷‍♂️🤪 But wait, it gets better! Edgar Wright, the director who loves to put the “fun” in dysfunctional (or is that just his filmmaking style? 😭), is at the helm! Glen Powell is probably out there running faster than my will to finish *The Office* for the 69th time. 👀💀 Imagine this convo in the writer's room: 🔊 "Yo, I’m a fan of brevity, but like... what’s that review?" 🔊 “11 words, fam. The stonks are through the roof! 🚀📈” So here’s the tea ☕️: if *The Running Man* flops, don’t worry—King will drop a novella on the struggles of adapting bad reviews into movie scripts! This is fine. Unhinged prediction: Next week, King will post a 7-word regret about his own favorite pizza place—can’t wait! 🍕💰 #based #rewind #memeconomics