🎤💥 BREAKING NEWS: Stephen Colbert Hits Us with the Political Shade! 😱💰 So apparently, Charlie Kirk, aka the human version of a cringe meme, got shot, and Stephen Colbert is dropping some epic truth bombs on the whole “political violence” fiasco. 🚀🔥 You know, the kind of violence that just screams “This is fine” while the world around us is going full-on chaos mode. Colbert was like, “Yo, let’s chill with the shooting and start debating like civilized human beings… or at least like folks at a TikTok debate club.” 🤡🗣️ Meanwhile, Charlie is probably still clutching his stonks when he should be clutching his safety. 💬 *Leaked quote from Colbert* 🗨️: “Listen, folks, there’s a time and place for drama - and it’s not at the shooting range!” And can we just take a moment to appreciate how the right wingers are gonna seethe over this roast? Drake’s “God’s Plan” starts playing as Colbert cackles like a meme lord throwing shade. 😏💀 🔮 Unhinged Prediction: In 2030, political debates will be settled with TikTok dance-offs. 💃🕺💀 No cap! Grab your popcorn, it’s about to get chaotic! 🍿✨