🔥🎉 BREAKING: Trump is back at it again, and this time he’s flexing his *executive muscles* (and maybe a few other things too 🤡💀)! The Donald just dropped an executive order to REBRAND the Presidential Fitness Test! 💪🏋️‍♂️ Yeah, you heard that right! 💅 We’re talking about a fitness test that’s more outdated than my grandma’s flip phone! 📱👌 This is the same dude who thinks “diet” means stuffing his face with extra fries while watching *Frenemies* for that sweet, sweet chaos 😂🔥 Enter Stephen Colbert, the REAL fitness guru we never knew we needed 💅💪. On "The Late Show," he went full-on Drake Pointing meme 🎤👇 while roasting this *flabby* attempt at a revamp. “I mean, what’s next? A Presidential Pillow Fort Challenge?” 🛏️😭 Leaked Developer Quote 🔥: “We’re just trying to see if he can even lift *his own opinions* at this point, no cap.” 🤖💰 💥 So strap in, folks; the only thing flabbier than this idea is Trump’s political career! 🤯🚀 **Flavor prediction:** Next year’s Fitness Test will consist of jumping to conclusions and running away from responsibility! This is fine. 🐻🔥 #Stonks **#PresidentialGymFail**