👀🚨 **BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF CLOWNERY** 🚨👀 So, Stephen Colbert—y’know, that guy with the late-night gig and the sketchy haircut—just decided to go full-on TRUMP HULK SMASH on the White House! 💥🏛️ Yeah, you heard that right! Apparently, the East Wing is getting the Hollywood demolition treatment! 🎉🍾 Colbert was like, "Why not just put a bouncy castle in there while you're at it?" 🤡🤷‍♂️ Honestly, I can already picture Trump strolling through the rubble like his own version of a chaotic Disney prince, ready for a ball… or maybe just a golf outing? 🚀🕺💰 But let’s be real here, do we need more of this? The only thing getting smashed in that building should be the budget for those cringe reality shows! 😤 💩 And here's the kicker, some *DEVELOPERS LEAKED* that Trump’s next plan is to turn the White House into a TRUMPSPEEDWAY!!! 🏎️💨 Cope and seethe, conservatives! In conclusion: If they’re demolishing parts of the White House for ballroom plans, then my hot take is raving mad: Next up? A TikTok dance studio in the Oval Office. You heard it here first! 💅🔥 #BallroomMeetsChaos #ThisIsFine 🔥💀