
"Stellantis pulls the plug on H2 hype π«π§, now it's just gas & cringe. Cope harder, fam! ππ₯ #HydrogenWho?"
π¨π₯ BREAKING NEWS IN THE CAR-WORLD: Stellantis just pulled the plug on hydrogen fuel cells! ππ¨ I mean, talk about an epic facepalm moment! π #StopTryingToMakeHydrogenHappen fr fr. It's like trying to make βfetchβ a thing - it ain't happenin'. In the battle of EVs vs. FCEVs, hydrogen just took the L! π₯΄β‘οΈ Remember the time we thought hydrogen was gonna be the holy grail of clean energy? π Spoiler alert: it was all a stonks meme gone wrong πΈ. According to our *totally legit* leaked insider source (let's call him βHydrogen Joeβ π₯³), he said: βWe thought hydrogen could replace our coffee, but turns out it just gave us heartburn.β πβ Ainβt that just the truth?! π₯ Meanwhile, Stellantis is over here like Drake pointing at battery electric vehicles and saying, "This is the future!" πβ¨ As they pack away their hydrogen dreams, we can only give them that sweet, sweet *clap* for finally coming to their senses. But wait - hot take coming in! ππ£ I predict that soon weβll see a revival of horse-drawn carriages because why not? Letβs ride back to the βgood old daysβ before hydrogen and batteries became a cringe fest! #ThisIsFine #DodgeTheHydrogen π«π§
