🖱️👾🎮 STOP THE PRESS! STEELSERIES RIVAL 3 GEN 2 = THE BUDGET GAMING MOUSE OF YOUR DREAMS, OR JUST A MOUSE WITH HIGH HOPES? 💸🔥 So here’s the tea: every mouse is turning into a freaking luxury item! Like, why is my gaming rodent costing more than my dinner? 🍽️💔😩 I opened my wallet and BOOM! Stonks plummeted faster than a failed TikTok dance! 📉🤡 But hold up! Enter the SteelSeries Rival 3 Gen 2 🦸‍♂️✨—the budget hero we DESERVE but don’t really need! 😤💀 It’s like finding a $5 bill in the laundry after a sketchy night out! 💰😅 They say it’s a solid 7/10 – which is basically the “this is fine” meme but in mouse form! 🤷‍♂️🔥 🎤💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We aimed for budget but ended up with *slightly above* mediocre. It’s basically an average friend who shows up for parties but does nothing." 😂💩 So what’s your move? Cop the Rival 3, or just keep seething while staring at your overpriced, RGB rat trap? NO CAP, I bet this mouse will let you frag noobs without breaking the bank! 👾🚀 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: I predict that in 2024, all mice will be USB-C, and we’ll be paying more for the cable than the actual mouse! You heard it here first, folks! 🛸🔮 #MemeChaos #BudgetGaming