🔥🚀 BREAKING: VALVE JUST UNLEASHED A NEW STEAM STORE MENU, AND IT'S LIKE THEY MENAGED TO MAKE A TEDIOUS CHORE SLIGHTLY LESS TEDIOUS! 💀👾 Hold up, fam! Valve is serving us a “personalized” menu, and I’m not saying it’s a glow-up, but it’s definitely got that “I got a new haircut but my life is still a mess” vibe. 🥴 They took the clutter of links that made us feel like we were navigating a digital IKEA maze (where's the exit?!? 🚪😱) and basically said, “Nah fam, let’s put that junk in ONE top menu!” Leaked quotes from Valve devs: “We noticed players were having a hard time finding games, so we figured—what if we just put the games where they don't have to cry about it?” 🤡😂 Meanwhile, the categories tab is supposed to be “fully personalized”—like your cousin who thinks they’re an influencer but only has 3 followers. No cap! 🥲 But wait, let’s talk about those "recommendations." I mean, if I wanted to be sold on something I NEVER asked for, I’d just scroll through TikTok ads. This is fine. (*insert dog meme sipping coffee*) 🔥👀🧠 HOT TAKE: With this new menu update, Valve's just one step away from launching a full-blown dating app for gamers—“Swipe Right for RPGs” coming in 2024! 💌🎮 Share your game love, or you're just coping. So get your wallets ready—this menu redesign might actually make you find some games instead of just scrolling to the bottomless pit of Steam sales! 💰💸 #Stonks #GameOn