🚨💀BREAKING (lol not really) NEWS: It looks like Steam just became a no-fun zone faster than you can say “pay-to-win” 🚫💸. Yeah, you heard me right! Over 20,000 games got yeeted into the void because apparently, payment processors like Visa and Mastercard decided to play parent and set some new "rules" on what we can and can’t enjoy. 😒🎮 Don’t even get me started on Steam’s vague "new clause" banning “certain kinds of adult-only content.” Like, bro, that could mean anything from sexy anime waifus to my uncle Larry's 8-bit grandma game featuring suspiciously suggestive knitting mini-games! 🤔🧶 Imagine a virtual apocalypse where all your favorite games are just...gone. *cue the sad Drake meme* 🥲💔 "This is fine," said nobody playing VILE: Exhumed. What’s next, a game where you just pay your bills? 🧾💰 *Stonks?* More like *no thanks...* 💀 In the words of one *totally-not-fake* dev, “I guess I’ll just go back to selling digital fidget spinners on Etsy.” 💁‍♂️✨ 🔥💡Bold prediction: The more they censor, the more we’ll all move to the dark web like it's the new Fortnite drop! Power to the gamers, no cap! 🚀👾