🚨💥 CHAOS ALERT: Steam for Chromebooks just pulled a WHOOPSIE and is clocking out in January 2026! 💀🤡 What happened? It's like they thought gaming on a glorified toaster was a good idea! 🤣 🕹️ So we had this wild ride where Steam was like, “Hey gamers, let’s get all nerdy on a Chromebook!” 💻👾 but then *crickets* 🦗 for literally ages. Bet the devs were playing “This Is Fine” while sipping their lukewarm coffee ☕️, amirite? 🔥🚀 Imagine the dev meeting where they were like, "We could update Steam for Chromebooks!" and one dude was just like, "Nah, let’s just watch the stonks crash instead." 💸👀 Cue the Drake meme as we wave goodbye to our dream of gaming in bed with our Chromebooks. 😤💭 “I thought Chromebooks were the future!” says literally no one ever. 💔 Cope and seethe, gamers, but your super-powered gaming Chromebook is just about to become super-powered *in the landfill*! 🤖 Hot take: By 2026, Chromebooks will only be used to write your cringe TikTok scripts, and Steam will exclusively run on potato-powered Raspberry Pis! Stay tuned for that meme goal. 🤪💸💥 #ChromebookCrisis #RIPSteam