🚨🚨 BREAKING: Steam is the new Karen of gaming! 🚨🚨 You remember that one time you tried to pay for 0.5 seconds of adult content in a cheeky indie game, only to have your credit card scream “NOT TODAY!”? Well, say goodbye to the spicy pixels because Steam just got a fresh pair of *Karen-style* glasses to level up their rules and standards! 🤡💳 According to a "secret" source at Valve we totally didn't just make up (let’s call him "Gary the Gamer"), he was quoted saying, "If the credit card companies are mad, we’re mad, and no one gets to play with their toys. 😭" TRIGGERED! 💀 Think about it: the power of the *almighty credit card* is now controlling your game library, like your mom controlling your Netflix account—NO MORE HENTAI! 😱 In other words, if it's too hot for Visa, it's too hot for Steam! 🔥💸 Get ready for a whole bunch of barely-curated titles disappearing faster than your motivation to do taxes. Steam’s gonna look like a bad Tinder date with all those swipes left! 🤢 This is just the beginning of the payment processor revolution, bros. **Unhinged Prediction:** In 2025, what’s left of Steam will be a glorified eBay for selling used game codes while credit card companies control the rights to your fondest childhood games. Stonks??? 🚀💰💀 #ThisIsFine