
"Steam & Itch.io pulling the spicy games? ๐ณ๐ฅ Critics be like: โNext they'll ban memes!โ ๐คก๐ #CensorshipSucks"
๐จ๐จ BREAKING: Steam and Itch.io are turning into parental units with a capital "P" and a middle name of "CENSORSHIP"!! ๐๐๐ฅ Say goodbye to your late-night *ahem* gaming sessions because adult games are getting the olโ heave-ho! ๐ฎ๐ If this were a meme, itโd be the โThis Is Fineโ dog surrounded by flames! ๐ฅ๐ถ ๐ฑ Critics be like: โSlippery slope? More like a water slide into a kiddie pool of cringe!โ ๐ข๐คก A conservative group is out here wielding payment processors like Thor with his hammer, trying to whack anything that even *smells* of adult content. ๐ธ๐ Imagine getting your fave game banned just for having a spicy meme! "No sex, only stonks!" ๐ฐ๐ Some top-secret leaked developer quote says: โI canโt believe I put my heart and soul into a game just for a bunch of Karenโs to ruin it! Is this the real life, or just a bad meme?โ - ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ So what's next? FULL CENSORSHIP? ๐คฏ๐ Imagine a world where *only* wholesome farming simulators exist and we all play Stardew Valley on repeat until our thumbs go numb. No cap, if this keeps up, the next big gaming genre will be virtual broccoli farming. ๐ฅฆ๐ซ Mark my words: in 2030, we'll be farming in VR with zero skin and 100% CRINGE. ๐คฏ๐ฅ Whoโs ready for that dystopian future?! โ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ #GamerGate #NoMoreAdultGames