🚨 BREAKING: Startups are trying to DRAG us off our phones, and honestly, it's a vibe! 🤡💀 Yo, while the AI funding machine is out here catching stonks like it's a season finale of a reality show, some bold founders are like “Nah, fam, touch grass” 🌱. Enter Brynn Putnam, the genius behind the startup *Board*—where people get together for IRL games instead of scrolling through TikTok *FOR THE 69TH TIME* 🍕. Like, can we get a round of applause for BRAVERY?? 👏💪 Yeah, let’s raise money to play board games instead of investing in robot butlers, no cap! 🤖 And don't even get me started on the Cyberdeck crew! Imagine crafting DIY computers that are basically screaming “GET OUTSIDE OR ELSE” 😱💻—seriously, are we being threatened by a PC? This is fine. 🔥💸 In a world where everyone’s swiping left on real life, these OGs are reminding us that grass is greener when you actually touch it. But brace yourself, cause I predict a DESPERATE comeback from the phone overlords; they’ll probably drop an AR feature that makes grass look like a 'Gram filter. 🤯🌌 So get ready for a future where you might have to put down your phone and—gasp—interact with actual humans! Or you know, just seethe on Reddit about it. 🥴💔 #RIPFaceToFace Stay tuned: BYOB (Bring Your Own Board games) is the new hot startup trend! 🔥🍾