🌟🚀 **BREAKING: Startups DITCH the Late-Stage Playbook Like It's Last Season's Fashion** 💅📉 Yo fam! 🤡👀 You ever heard of *a16z*? Yeah, that squad of venture capital wizards just pulled a straight-up *Drake pointing* to the outdated ways of tech giants at *TechCrunch Disrupt 2025* 🔥💰. David George, that dude who probably knows where the money trees are 🌳💵, is taking the stage with the spirit of *"Girlfriend, you didn't even ask!"* to rewrite the whole playbook! 📝✨ These startups be like: "Late-stage? Nah, we’re in the metaverse now, *stonks* up, baby!" 📈💥 Meanwhile, the developers are in the back shrieking, "We're not turning into dinosaurs!" 🦕💀 Rumor has it that Elon Musk just called to ask if they can disrupt Mars next. 😂🌌 But honestly, what’s the vibe? Is it gonna be a *"This is fine" *moment or a *galaxy brain* level event? 🤔🤯 Either way, better register before you end up in the cringe compilation of tech events that flopped. 🎥💀 💥 **Hot Take**: By the time you finish reading this, *all* your favorite apps will be AI-run, and if they ain't on the blockchain? Cope and seethe, IT’S OVER for you! ✌️😈 #DisruptEverything #TechnoChaos