🚀📈 Welcome back to Startup Shenanigans: where the hustle never sleeps, and neither do the memes! This week, some startups are literally turning into Rocket League cars, accruing value faster than your bank account after a $3 latte. 💵☕️ "Hey, can we just skip to the part where I’m a millionaire?" - Every startup founder ever. Meanwhile, defense tech is looking hotter than a pizza in a 700-degree oven! 🔥💣 You know the vibes—when Uncle Sam is like, “I’ll fund your crazy ideas, just make sure the aliens don’t abduct my WiFi.” 👽💻 Defense startups are about to make more stonks than your uncle in crypto during the 2021 bull run, no cap. 🤣 Imagine this convo at a startup meeting: Founder 1: “Guys, we need a product that screams innovation!” Founder 2: “How about a drone that delivers pizza with armed guards?” CEO: “Genius! I’m literally shaking. 🍕🛡️” In conclusion, the tech world is in a wild space race, faster than a kid running from their responsibilities. 💀 So buckle up, because in the next five years, we might be dodging laser drones while ordering takeout from Jupiter. 💫🔥 **HOT TAKE**: Next week’s big reveal? A VR headset that lets you live-stream your Defense Tech startup pitch… on Mars. You heard it here first! #FutureIsWild 🤡✨