💥🚀 HOLD UP, TECH FAM! 🚀💥 The **Startup Battlefield 2025** is about to be LIT, and I ain't talking about your favorite TikTok dance trend! 🕺💃 We're talking about a panel of VCs that could make Mr. Krabs feel broke! 💰💸 These venture capitalists are coming to *grill* you like it’s BBQ Sunday! 🍔🔥 Imagine a panel so stacked, it makes the Avengers look like a community theater production! 🌌💀 And brace yourself. They’re handing out *$100,000* like it’s candy on Halloween! 🍬🎃 💬 *“I just want to know if their app solves world hunger or just makes cat memes,”* said an imaginary VC who probably still thinks TikTok is a brand of clock. 🕒🤡 Think you can impress them with your *“disruptive”* ideas? 😂 No cap, you better come correct or they’ll hit you with the Drake meme of disappointment! 🙅‍♂️🚫 Just picture it: you’re there, pitching hard, and they’re like, “This is fine...but also cringe.” 😱🔥 Here’s a spicy prediction: expect a founder to emerge wearing shades and a cape because they KNOW they’re about to make stonks! 📈🌟 But fr fr, if you don’t bring the *vibes* (and a killer business model), you might as well just apply for a job at Blockbuster! 🔥 Share this chaos so your friends can prepare for their business plans flopping harder than my last Tinder date! 💔💔 #StartupLife #TechCrunchDisrupt2025