🚨💥 Hold up, fam! The data-drama of the century is here, and it involves... *drumroll please*... StarTree and Apache Iceberg! 🌊🧊 Yeah, you heard that right! The ultimate coping mechanism for your boring data lakes is about to get a glow-up, fr fr! 🤖🔥 💀 Imagine trying to turn your data lake into a *lakehouse* 🏡 like that one friend who suddenly thinks they can DIY renovate their apartment after watching 2 TikToks. 😂 StarTree just slapped Iceberg on top like a bad meme template, saying, “Watch me make analytics sexy!” 💅💰 In a leaked chat, one of their devs was like, “How can we convince people to care about data lakes? 🤔 I know! Let’s throw a trendy name at ‘em and pray!” 🚀 You know they’re just out here trying to catch that stonks uptrend! 📈 But let’s keep it 💯 – StarTree better hope this isn’t just another “this is fine” moment, or they’re gonna be swimming with the dolphins in the sea of cringe. 🌊🐬 Here's the tea: this could either be groundbreaking or a colossal flop 💥💩. So, mark my words, by 2025, if your data lake isn’t housing iceberg lettuce, we all know y'all are losing the plot. 🤡💀🍔 #DataLakehouseOverload