🚀💥 BREAKING: SpaceX is about to pull off the most *avoidable* flyby since your ex Instagram-stalked you! 🤡 You heard it here first: Elon Musk’s *Starship* is gearing up to swoosh over towns and cities… *but not the big ones* 💀🤷‍♂️. #FearOfCityFolk #DontLookUp 👽 So like, if you live in a small town, brace yourselves, because the *Starship* might just be the biggest thing your sleepy little village will ever see. 😂👀 It’s planning a glorious return from low-Earth orbit back to its launch pad in South Texas, dodging the big cities like they’re cringe TikTok trends! #NoCap 🤖✈️ "You know what they say: If it’s not in a small town, are you even launching?" – random SpaceX dev who was probably just looking for wifi. 💻💁‍♀️ And let's keep it real, folks! You thought the rocket game was about landing and launching? Nah, fam! It's about dodging the *lots* of people like a game of asteroids but with more **STONKS** and **makeshift shelters**. 🌌💰 🔥💣 HOT TAKE ALERT: Pretty soon, your city’s skyline will be just another place for SpaceX to play *Dodgeball: The Galactic Edition*. Are we ready for that kind of chaos? I’m here for it. Bet that neighborhood watch is sweating bullets! 💀🚀 #MuskIsNuts