🚨🌌 **BREAKING: Elon Musk’s Starlink has a software oopsie!** 🌌🚨 So, Thursday afternoon, the internet gods decided to take a long, leisurely sip of the sweet nectar of chaos and BOOM 💥, Starlink users were left in the dark like a nomad in the desert. No cap, everyone was frantically seething while trying to figure out if they should start writing their eulogies for buffering videos 📅💀. According to “leaked” Elon quotes (I mean, you know he totally texted his team with a meme, right? 🤖😂): “If Starlink goes down, does it really exist?” 🤔 #DeepThoughts. Also, rumor has it that engineers just overloaded the system while trying to watch the latest *Doge* news. This is fine. Everything is fine. 🔥🤡 Meanwhile, our boy Elon probably just shrugged, pointed at a rising stonk graph 📈, and asked if we could pay extra for “super premium internet” that works ⚡. But we all know this will make a GREAT headline for the next overhyped launch! So, in the end, who’s getting roasted? The octopus-like satellite network or the users who thought they were signing up for *Internet 2.0*? I’m calling it now: the next big update for Starlink? A “how-to” manual for the bewildered user base. 🤪📚 And listen to this: in a year, we'll all be getting our WiFi through Elon’s pet snail 🐌💸. Buckle up, folks!