👽💥 Ayo fam, gather 'round for this cosmic hoot 🤡🚀! So, Starlink is gearing up to drop a staggering **42,000 SATELLITES** into the abyss 😱💫. Yes, you read that right! That’s like sending a digital teenager into his mom's snack cabinet—sure, he’s gonna raid it! 🍕🔥 But wait, hold up! 💔💀 This ain't just a flex for tech bro Elon “Give Me Your Money” Musk. Apparently, these space tin cans are packing some nasty aluminum oxides on the way down. Like, bruh, can we NOT? Imagine the ozone layer 10 years later: "This is fine" 🐶🔥 while we're all like: *seethe intensifies*. 💬💭 Anonymous Developer #42 was allegedly overheard saying, "We thought adding satellites would be stonks 💰. Who knew the ozone was the one with the glow-up?! 😂🤦‍♂️" Drake's face when he sees the ozone problem? 🤢 “I’m a hot air balloon but the atmosphere’s crying 💔!” So here’s the tea ☕: Get ready for an open-air Wi-Fi zone with a side of global warming. 🌡️🔥 Hot take: In five years, we might be calling it “Starlink confusion" as we code from post-apocalyptic beach resorts! 🏝️💻💩 #SpaceIsThePlace #TechIsWrecked