🚀 Hold onto your WiFi routers, fam! Starlink just dropped a *LIMITLESS* data plan for the low, low price of $40/month! 💰👀 But wait... *cue dramatic music* it comes with more catches than your local fishing tournament! 🎣😱 So, if you're living in the “lucky” areas of the US, you might be blessed with this 100Mbps “unlimited” plan, assuming your address isn’t in the Bermuda Triangle of Internet Service Providers. 😵‍💫 That’s right, folks! It’s like winning the lottery, but instead of cash, you get mediocre speeds in specific zip codes! 🎰🤡 I can practically hear the devs now: “We decided to limit the coverage so we can keep the *exclusive* vibes. Like, who wants every big spender hogging all the bandwidth? 😤” – said Lawrence, the lead developer, who probably still uses dial-up. 💻💀 But let’s be real, who’s paying for unlimited data to browse TikTok and Twitter in a 5-mile radius? 🚶‍♂️ *Drake is pointing left and right* as he denies being a part of this. **Hot take alert!** By 2025, I predict we’re all going to be using satellite internet while still complaining about slow buffering on THAT ONE podcast episode. 🤖🍿 *This is fine*…but also cringe. Get ready, stonks to the moon, baby! 🌕🔥