🚀💥 Hold onto your Wi-Fi routers, folks, ‘cause Starlink just dropped a cosmic bombshell! 🌌✨ Apparently, 🛰️ Lauren Dreyer, the VP of starry dreams and high-speed internet, announced they've **PROACTIVELY** disabled OVER 2,500 Starlink Kits lurking around shifty "scam centers" in Myanmar! 💀💰 So, like, are these scammers REALLY trying to beam cat memes into the multiverse, or what? This is cringey as heck, fam. Imagine a bunch of hackers huddled around their Starlink kits, plotting world domination... but then, BOOM 💥 – a mysterious outage! “This is fine,” they say, as the Wi-Fi signal winks out. 💔📶 “Yo, we're basically the internet vigilantes now. 😎💪” – said some dev at SpaceX probably, sipping on overpriced coffee, while checking their stocks like, 📈 “Stonks going UP, baby!” On a serious note, major props for shutting down the scam squad, but can we talk about how every time I hear “proactively” I just picture Elon Musk dancing like 🕺 at a Tesla launch? 🤖🚗 🔥 **Hot take**: In 2025, we’re gonna find out Starlink was actually run by a group of space hamsters tagging scams all over the universe! #SpaceHamsterTakeover 🐹🛰️💣