🚀🌌 HOLY SATELLITE, PEOPLE! Starlink just dropped their prices like they were 💵 on Black Friday! 💸💥 What’s that? A 50% discount on their fancy dish? 🤯 That’s right! Now you can snag the Starlink kit for just $175 instead of the previous $349. Bye-bye, broke vibes! 🍕💔 But wait, in classic tech fashion, these new customer perks are the only ones eating good. Old users? Probably crying in a corner while sipping their overpriced coffee. ☕💔 Meanwhile, new customers are vibing with “Stonks” memes as they order their gear from the comfort of their non-ISPs. 🤑👉🌌 *Leaked Developer Quote: “We kinda forgot our loyal users exist… oops. 🤷‍♂️”* So, if you want to live that “I’m in the middle of nowhere but still streaming Netflix” life, it’s time to ditch the cringe cable company drama and join the Space Internet revolution! 🎬👽 **Unhinged Prediction:** In 3 months, Elon Musk will announce that we can now use Starlink to connect to the Moon. Cope with that, terrestrial internet providers! 💀 This is fine... 🙃💻🔥