🚨💥 STOP THE PRESS 🚨💥 The Cybertruck is getting RECALLED again, and this time, the culprit is... glue? 🤡🤣 Are we really trusting Tesla with *anything* that requires sticking stuff together? 😂🤦‍♂️ So here’s the tea: the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) just dropped the bomb on 6,197 Cybertrucks, and guess what? An off-road light bar is going rogue! 😱 Imagine cruising off-road like a badass 🚙💨, and suddenly—*POOF*—your light bar goes rogue like it’s auditioning for a role in Fast & Furious: Glue Drift 💥💫. ⚠️🚧 You might wanna rethink hitting those mud puddles, because if one of these bad boys falls off and clobbers your average suburban dad in his Camry, it could be "This is fine" on loop in the ER. 😬🔊 Some "insider" developer quote just leaked, “We thought using industrial glue would be enough, but apparently, the Cybertruck is just... too much for even the strongest adhesives. Oof.” 😅💔 But for real, as we spiral into this tech apocalypse, I say we just lean into it. Next up: Tesla’s *self-repairing* Cybertruck that just waits for you to scream “THE LIGHT BAR HAS LEFT THE CHAT!” before it RIPS OFF and fixes itself. 🤖💸💀 Who else thinks in 2025, we’ll be recalling Cybertrucks for not having enough glue? No cap, fr fr, prepare for the chaos! 🚀🔥 #TeslaDrama #StonksButNot #ElonMustBeJoking