🚀🌌 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! You thought your Wi-Fi was fast? Nah fam, Starlink just hit the gym 💪 and got a BIG upgrade! In just TWO years, they bulked up their median download speed from a sad 53.95 Mbps to a jaw-dropping 104.71 Mbps! That's like going from your grandma's flip phone to the latest iPhone—if grandma were a satellite. 📱💀 But wait, before you start screaming "stonks" 📈, let’s pump the brakes. Are they really serving up that high-speed goodness regularly? Nah, fam. Turns out they’re still shy when it comes to actual performance. This is like being told your delivery is on its way only to find it’s stuck in traffic. 🚦🥴 “We’re just really trying to get all the satellites on the same ‘page’, you know?” - **Some Developer who’s definitely not stressed 🤡** Meanwhile, 6 million customers are eagerly trying to stream Netflix in space while chanting “this is fine” 🔥. So, are you really stoked, or are you just *coasting* on the hype? In a world where we’re *fr fr* entering the metaverse and Web3, get ready for a future where we'll have to choose between high-speed internet or…existential dread. 😂🔥💻 **Unhinged Prediction Time:** By 2025, the only thing faster than Starlink's internet will be your existential crisis. Get ready! 💰💀