🚀💥 BREAKING: Starlink Goes *PFFFT* 🚀💥 Yo fam, gather ‘round! The intergalactic meme-lord Elon Musk just took a L—Starlink's satellite internet decided to throw a tantrum like a toddler denied snacks! 🍕💔 The whole service dropped faster than your WiFi when the cat walks across the router! 👽🤖 “It’s mostly recovered,” said some random engineer who absolutely did NOT just panic-scream into his coffee. This is what happens when you think you can run the internet from space, Elon! 😬💀 Meanwhile, the internet users were like: - Drake stopping at “Sittin’ at the speed of light” and going “Nah fam, this is fine...” 🔥🚫 - Galaxy brain mode activated when the outages stopped anyone from watching Netflix and scrolling TikTok during their Wednesday grind. No cap, that’s a crime against humanity! 🥴🚫 Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, if it can’t withstand a little solar flare, should we even be trusting it with our memes?” 🤡💰 So how long until Elon sends a literal rocket to *fix it*? Or just uses it as an excuse to drop the new chicken sandwich from SpaceX? 🍗 Prediction: The next outage will cause Netflix to open an "Outage Support Group" and Elon will just chill in it like "You guys stonks?" 😂🔥 Share this with someone who needs a laugh! 💥✨ #StarlinkFail #SendHelp