🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS! Starlink JUST OUTTAGE ITSELF! 🚨💀 So, picture this: It’s Thursday, 3:20 PM ET, and suddenly, millions of Starlink users found themselves staring at their screens like, “WTF is happening?!” 🤨 No cap, it’s like the entire internet went to the Bermuda Triangle for a two-hour vacay! SpaceX was like, “Oops, our bad,” and didn’t acknowledge it until 4:05 PM. Meanwhile, users were dropping memes on r/starlink faster than Elon’s tweets. 🐦💬 Michael Nicolls, Starlink’s VP of engineering, said they “mostly recovered” by 6:23 PM — which means they flipped the power switch back on, I guess? 😂🤖 I can just imagine the office: “Guys, how do we reboot this? 🤔” *cue frantic IT guy throwing a router at the wall* 🥴 Apparently, we’re talking millions of people affected, but SpaceX was too busy playing hide and seek with the numbers. I mean, their next marketing campaign is probably "Starlink: Now with 80% less downtime!" 🔥💰 So here’s my bold prediction: IN 3...2...1... get ready for Starlink 2.0—now WITH ethernet cables! 🤡💫 #Stonks #ThisIsFine Share this and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 🍿