🚀🌌 BREAKING: STARLINK IS DOWN AND WE'RE ALL ROLLING IN THE DEEP END!!! 😱💀 👾 Hold onto your routers, fam! Since approximately 3:30PM ET, SpaceX's Starlink has gone belly-up, leaving users facepalming harder than Drake rejecting an overpriced avocado toast 🥑👋. Their banner on the website reads like every bad breakup text we've ever received: “Starlink is currently experiencing a service outage. Our team is investigating.” Yeah, sure, buddy! 🙄 🛰️ But wait, it gets spicier! At 4:05PM ET, they updated their status like a bad Tinder date saying, “We’re sorry you feel this way.” Sooooo, you’re saying it might be back... eventually? 🤔💔 THAT'S CRINGE! Meanwhile, Ukrainian troops are straight-up seething because their connection just ghosted like that one friend who owes you money. 🤑💔 💬 *Leaked dev quote*: “We thought we were launching satellites, but turns out we were launching ourselves into chaos. 😳💥 #StarlinkFail” Now, lemme hit you with a HOT TAKE: if SpaceX can’t keep us connected, I'm buying one-way tickets to Mars just to avoid the internet drama! 🙃🌌💸 So there you have it! Patch those holes in your tin foil hats, folks. It's gonna be a bumpy ride on this meme rocket! 🚀🔥 #StonkYourWiFi