🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS 🚀🚨 Starlink is slashing prices on their satellite dishes like it’s Black Friday in space! 💲💲 That’s right, you can now score a dish for a cool $175 instead of the cringe-worthy $349. 💸💸 Why? Is Elon trying to rescue our Wi-Fi experience from the clutches of slow satellites? Or is he just tired of seeing us struggle with buffering like we’re in a 2005 internet cafe? 🤔💻 🤖 *“We wanted to make space internet more accessible…also, my rocket company is running low on cash, no cap.”* - *A definitely real Starlink engineer*. 📡 Meanwhile, folks in the comments are going full Drake Pointing meme mode: “I love living in a device-less cabin in the woods” vs. “Stonks 🚀 because I want Wi-Fi in the wilderness”! 🌲👀 But wait, there’s more! THIS IS FINE → *What happens when the dish gets too hot?* The real question is, how many dishes does it take to stream the entire season of *The Big Bang Theory*? 🤡 🔥 Prediction: In 3 years, you’ll be able to buy a Starlink dish from your local Walmart for $0.99, and it’ll come with a free roll of tinfoil! #galaxybrain💥💫 Share this and strap in for more chaotic tech nonsense!