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"Starlink said, 'Sharing is caring' ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž Community discount for satellite besties?! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ #PoorPeopleWin"
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"Starlink said, 'Sharing is caring' ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž Community discount for satellite besties?! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ #PoorPeopleWin"

August 07, 2025
4 days ago
CNET
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๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽ‡ Breaking News, Space Cadets! SpaceX just dropped a teaser for their new *Community Dish* discount, and it's about as exciting as finding Wi-Fi in the middle of the Sahara. ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€ So here's the deal: imagine a squad of homies pooling together for a single Starlink dish. It's like sharing a pizza, but instead of cheese, you get high-speed internet! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ฐ Talk about โ€œsharing is caring,โ€ amirite? Can you imagine your internet speed reaching warp speed while you and your pals fight over who gets to download the latest Fortnite skin? ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ”ซ But letโ€™s keep it 100 โ€” IT'S STILL A DISH. I mean, one dish? Sounds like a Netflix binge night gone wrong. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’” "Hey, can you stop your 12-hour TikTok scroll for a minute? I need to submit my Focus Group 800 Report!" And letโ€™s not forget: this announcement was so spicy, it was yanked off their support page faster than you can say "seethe." ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฌ *โ€œBro, Iโ€™m just here for the free Wi-Fi!โ€* - A very real imaginary developer probably. So here's my wild prediction: community sharing will lead to the new underground internet black market! Stonks will plummet ๐Ÿคก while the real internet cowboys ride into the virtual sunset! ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฎ Future tech: *One Starlink dish to rule them all, and let the three-legged cat meme be our guide!* ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฑ

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#Starlink#Satellite#Internet#SpaceX#Community
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