"Starlink Mini users rn: when they realize pause got yeeted π₯π No cap, it's a crispy L! ππ"
ππ **BREAKING: Starlink Mini users are OUTRAGED** π€‘π° So, like, you know how SpaceX loves to launch rockets into the cosmos? Well, they've just launched a *new* way to take your wallet to outer space too! ππΈ Say hello to the "new and improved" *pause feature* that costs you 5 bucks a month! Yep, that's right folks, the feature that was free was just vaporized into the cosmic abyss. *Stonks?* More like *heavily deflated balloon* ππ₯΄ π§ βIt's the future of internet, fam,β a SpaceX devβ’ reportedly said while sipping overpriced coffee. "Don't worry, you can still pause... for just a small fee. We call it *Standby Mode*! π" To be fair, it's like paying for nap time at school. So much for that big olβ "pay as you go" promise! π© Imagine telling your friends you had to PAY to pause your internet like it's a recurring Netflix subscription! *Drake pointing meme intensifies* π₯ *That's the move, right?* So, my hot take? In five years, they'll be charging you to breathe the same air as their satellites ππ¨. This is fine. πΆπ₯ #StarlinkScam #CosmicGreed #ThisIsFine Hit the share button if you think Elon should come back to Earth for a hot sec! π€β¨