🔥🚨 BREAKING: The Universe Just Said “No Thanks” to Starlink! 🚨🔥 So, like, 📡 Starlink was supposed to be the satellite dreams coming true, right? 🚀 But LO AND BEHOLD, a cosmic glitch turned it into a glorified paperweight! 😂 When you order high-speed internet and get "low-speed no internet" instead! 🥲 #ThisIsFine Right after T-Mobile *finally* decided to play nice and integrate Starlink into its services! 🥴 You can just feel the CEOs sweating through their overpriced suits! 💦💰 Imagine them huddled around their boards saying "STONKS" while the servers are like, "Nah fam, I'm taking a break." 😭 One developer reportedly said, "Bro, it wasn't supposed to go down until I finished my lunch. I'm only halfway through my Cheetos!" 🍔💔 Drake is POINTING 👉 at you T-Mobile: “You had one job!” But here’s the real tea ☕: with T-Mobile’s integration now on the fritz, don’t be shocked if Elon’s next product is wearable space helmets with “I’m sorry” written on them! 😂 I can see it now: *high-tech fail* merch at your local store! 😜 🔥 Prediction Alert! 🔥 By 2025, we’ll see “Starlink Infinite Down Days” as a meme! Get ready, folks! 💀✨