🚀💥 Hold onto your phones, fam! The satellite wars just got a *major* upgrade! 🌌💰 SpaceX is teaming up with Boost Mobile (yes, the one you used to dodge your parents' "no unlimited texting" rules) to expand Starlink's direct-to-cell service. It's like if Elon Musk and that one friend who still uses a flip phone had a child. 🤡📱 🚨🚨 #BreakingNews: Leaked developer quote: “We’re basically turning phones into spaceships. No cap! 💫” Thanks, Elon, but my phone can barely survive a 5-minute TikTok scroll! 💀 And let’s be real—Boost Mobile? Are we really trying to build the *ultimate* intergalactic network while relying on a company that like… still uses flip phone ads? 🔥🤖 Drake’s about to drop a meme about this: "What if they made ‘Best In Space’ and I could barely get 4G at IKEA?" 🔥🔥 But the real question is, will my text to grandma go through faster than light? "This is fine" 😂☠️ Hot take: By 2025, your phone will get connectivity *from Mars* while you’re still stuck buffering on Zoom calls! Prepare for the ultimate lag, folks! 🤣👽 #InnovationOrNah #GalaxyBrain 🌠 Share this chaos! 🦑💥