🚀💀 Breaking News from SpaceX: When "Blast Off" Turns into "Blast Ouch"! 💥🔥 So, ya boi Elon is pushing the pedal to the metal at Starbase, and guess what? The injury rates are going harder than your Uncle Bob at the BBQ! 🤡 According to some fancy-pants data 📊, workers there are getting hurt almost ⚠️ *SIX TIMES* ⚠️ more than average. Like, is this a rocket factory or a gladiator arena? *Drake pointing* to safer workplaces? OFC! One unnamed SpaceX worker was overheard saying, “I didn’t sign up for Space Warzone – I just wanted to build rockets, not dodge injuries like it's a game of Mario Kart! 🍄🚥”. Meanwhile, Elon’s just gazing out at the stars, like “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 But let's be real, with all these injuries, SpaceX might just end up launching a new line of rocket-protective gear. Stonks for the first costume to hit the market! 💰🦺 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT 💥: By 2025, SpaceX will start selling a safety feature called "Pain Shields" that wraps around your body like an inflatable T-Rex. 🤖🔥 Copium? Nah, this is the future, fr fr! Gimme a meme emoji if you feel me! 😂💯