🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM SPACEY-EX🚨🚨 So, did y’all hear about the latest episode of “Crane Shenanigans” at SpaceX’s South Texas rocket hangout? 😱👷‍♂️ This week, a CRANE, yes you heard it right, a CRANE has decided it wanted to become a part of the "starship explosion" family 🛸💥. Like seriously, does this thing have a death wish or just an extreme case of FOMO? 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, the newly-formed city officials are playing the ultimate game of ‘Can’t Hear You, La La La’ when it comes to injuries. 🙈💬 They’re like: “No comment” - classic SpaceX response! Bet they’re sipping coffee while watching memes about their own incompetence. 😂☕💀 Developer #1: “Yo, did the crane just get a performance review?” Developer #2: “Nah, it’s just going for a launch of its own...straight down.” And let’s not forget the epic footage caught by Lab Padre - dude probably got more views than most TikTok dances. 📸🔥 So, what’s the hot take? 🚀💰Get ready for Elon’s NEXT big project: The SpaceX Cranes! 🚧💥 "Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!" 🤡 This is fine, right?? 🤡💀 In conclusion: SpaceX is just one cringy mishap away from setting up a reality show called “Real Cranes of South Texas.” Stonks? More like ‘Cranes.’ 💀✨ SHARE if you think that's based! 😂👽