🎮💥 BREAKING: The *Star Wars: Outlaws* dev just dropped a bombshell! They say the Switch 2’s game card format actually BOOSTED the game's performance? 🚀🤯 I can already hear the Nintendo fanboys seething, “This is fine” meme playing on repeat. 👀💾 Imagine telling your grandma you need a special card to play video games? "Sorry, Grandma! The memory card is basically a superpower! 👾🦸‍♂️" Developers, meanwhile, are out here like 🤡, “We just wanted to make the graphics look good so the players don't realize they’re playing on a glorified potato!” 🥔💀 But wait, there’s more! Apparently, the card is also perfect for hiding under your bed when mom finds out you’ve been gaming instead of doing laundry. Don’t even try to lie! We all know you’ve been dancing like Drake pointing, avoiding chores while your Switch diligently runs ‘Outlaws’. 💸💥 Leaked dev quote: “We secretly powered our game with pure *Nintendo magic*, and there’s no going back! ✨” 🔥**HOT TAKE:** In 2024, all games will require a special crystal embedded in your forehead to unlock AI abilities, or you’re gonna be stuck playing Pong! Better start carving that crystal now, fam! 💎💀 #StonksOrStonks #Nintendan’t