🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS! Stanford Just Flipped The Script on Med-Bro Tech!📚💥 Meet *ChatEHR*, the hottest new toy for all you stethoscope-wearing wizards! 🧙‍♂️💊 Now, instead of yelling “DOCTOR!” at your screen like a caveman trying to communicate with fire, you can just type your questions in ENGLISH! 🤯 Wut?! It’s like Siri but for hospitals. 💻💬 “Yo, can you give me a summary of my latest ER adventure?” – *you, desperately searching for medical records* 🤔🔥 But hold up, it’s not just “Why am I in pain” memes; this bad boy also keeps your data locked up tighter than your grandma's secret cookie recipe! 🍪🔒 So you can roast those patient transfer summaries without spilling tea. This is basically a collab between Doctor Strange and Iron Man, but without the cringe 🤢. *Leaked quote from a developer*: “We wanted to make it easy, so clinicians don’t feel like they’re playing 4D chess with their patients’ lives.” 🤡♟️ So, what’s next? Automated consultations from ChatEHR that will be telling you your astrologer’s blood type and predicting how your day will go? 🌌💫 *Hot take*: In 5 years, we’ll have virtual doctors who give you medical advice while dancing to TikTok songs. No cap. This is your "I told you so" moment. 🚀💰💀 #ChatEHR #BasedTech