👀🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Stanford just dropped a HOT take that makes your entry-level coding dreams go *POOF*! 🎩✨💔 According to their latest study (which I’m pretty sure was funded by ChatGPT's secret stash of stonks 💰), entry-level programming jobs are bleeding out faster than my will to debug on a Monday morning! 🥴💻 #PrayForJuniorDev These three economists from Stanford’s Digital Economy Lab 👨‍🏫👩‍🏫 dropped some knowledge bombs fancier than your cousin when he claims he’s an “influencer” after posting one pic of his latte. ☕ #AreYouSerious? Picture this: ChatGPT came in like Drake pointing 🎤👉 at all those fresh-faced junior devs like “sorry, I’m too busy optimizing algorithms and snatching your gigs.” 🤖🔥 Time to apply all those hours on *LeetCode* to become a barista, fam. 🤷‍♂️ Rumor has it one researcher was overheard saying, *“If jobs are scarce, maybe we should just have AIs hire each other!”* 💀😂 Brace yourselves, because my unhinged prediction: In 2025, the only job entry-level devs will have left is fighting for a spot in AI’s virtual reality coffee shop. Follow for more chaos, my dudes! 💥🔥 #TechCorpPonziScheme