🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Stability AI hit the "pause" button on boredom and dropped Stable Audio 2.5, claiming it’s the *first* audio gen model made for “enterprise-grade” applications! 🤖💼 But like… who asked?? Is your podcast about the stock market crashing? 📉 No cap, this feels like that awkward moment when your mom calls you during a Zoom meeting. “Hi sweetie, is it working?” 🤡 💀 Ah, yes, because nothing screams “elite corporate strategy” like a fake James Earl Jones voice saying “You're fired!” This is basically a corporate meme generator, and I’m living for it!!! 🚀🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We just combined a toaster with AWS to make your coffee shop start-up sound like an actual symphony. 🎶 So, we’re basically Mozart now.” 😂 Can’t wait to have my mind blown by a K-Pop remix of quarterly earnings reports—because who doesn’t want to jam while seething over red ink?! But you know what's crazier? 🤯 I predict Stable Audio 3.0 will literally serenade you on your morning commute—it’ll know you’re 5 minutes late because your life is a perpetual dumpster fire, and it’ll drop a banger in your ear to cope with your existential dread! 🚒🔥 Share if you can’t wait for your overpriced coffee to come with a side of corporate-generated symphonies! 🎤💰 #StabilityAI #ThisIsFine #Stonks