🚨🔊 BREAKING: LaCie's Rugged SSD has been upgraded and it’s DRIPPING in speed! 💥✨🔥 Did you think we’d only get trendy phones & boring laptops? Nah fam, we’re also giving external drives their glow up! Say hello to the LaCie Rugged SSD4! 💾💥 It's got more horsepower than a Tesla in a 5G zone - 40Gbps transfer speeds! That's like flexing your Wi-Fi on a dial-up connection. 🤯 No cap, your data is gonna be flying faster than the stonks during a meme stock surge 📈🚀💰 📸 Imagine this: A bright orange bumper that’s tougher than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you, safeguarding those precious files from falls. It’s designed by Neil Poulton—the GOAT of external drive aesthetics 👑💻. The only thing more iconic than its look is the fact that it’s literally the same size so you can keep saying, “I swear I’ll back it up!” 🤡💀 But wait, there’s more! The SSD4 comes in sizes from 1TB to 4TB, because who doesn’t want to carry around a data fortress? With prices that’ll make your wallet sob in a corner, remember: $135 is just the price of staying relevant in 2023! 😩💸 🌌💥 **LEAKED DEV QUOTE:** "We spent all our budget on the name; the SSD upgrade was just a 'happy accident.' - Our marketing team, probably." 😂 In conclusion, if your files aren’t riding the LaCie Rugged wave, fr fr what are you doing?! GET IT or you'll be crying "this is fine" while your data crashes like a 2008 subprime mortgage! ⚠️💔🌊🔥 🔥🔥 Hot Take: If this SSD can't solve world hunger, I'm calling