🚨💔ALERT! We've got ourselves a meme-worthy tech scandal hotter than your cousin's mixtape! 🎤🔥 So grab your popcorn because the European overlords at First Wap are out here treating private data like it’s a Black Friday sale! 🔍📱👀 Let's take a deep dive into the SS7 rabbit hole—no, not the cozy kind where all your favorite memes hang out, but the telecom protocol that’s leaking privacy like a toddler with a leaky sippy cup. 🍼💧 Reports are rolling in that First Wap has been tracking everyone from politicians (sneaky 👀) to journalists (for real? 😳) like it's some kind of high-stakes game of Tag—except they don't tag, they *expose* your data, fam! 🚀 👾 Imagine this convo: **Dev 1:** "Bro, we’re basically the NSA, but with better branding and worse morals." **Dev 2:** "No cap, that's GOATed!" 🤡💀 Truly a masterpiece of "this is fine" chaos. 🔥🔫 Meanwhile, you can't even trust your phone to send a text without a side of surveillance sauce! 🤖 🔥 H O T T A K E: In 2025, "privacy" will be a vintage concept that 3D holograms of politicians will auction off like “What Calling Your Ex at 3 AM Feels Like.” 💰💔✨ Share this madness before the walls come down! 🚧📲 #DataDrama #FirstWapFiasco