🚨🎉 Hold the phone, we're getting discount codes for a website builder that screams “I learned HTML on GeoCities!” 😱💻 Like, *who* even uses Squarespace anymore? They’re out here throwing around 50% OFF like they’re trying to pull you back into a 2015 internet time warp! 🔮💀 💸💸 Listen up: if you’ve been living under a rock, or just heavily medicated, here’s the tea ☕—use the exclusive promo code "IDIDITFORTHESOCKS" (just kidding, I wish) to save 10% *AND* potentially morph your plain ol’ blog into an aesthetic Pinterest board (or get ghosted by your own mom when she sees it 👻🤣). 👀 BUT WAIT! If you act NOW, YOU might qualify for the *SECRET* 50% off plans 🤯💰—that’s like finding a rare Pokémon in your mom’s basement. Imagine paying half the price to "create" a website that’s 90% just good vibes and stock photos of smoothies. 🥤🌈 👨‍💻 "I told my team we should just open a cafe instead," one dev allegedly said, looking very much like the "This is Fine" dog meme. 🐶🔥 🔥💥So here's my unhinged prediction: if Squarespace doesn’t get with the program, they’ll turn into the MySpace of the next decade. 🤯🚬 Full send, stonks down! #SquarespaceIsNotARealEstate #YOLO