🚨🎉 TIME TO WAKE UP, SQUARE FAM! 🎉🚨 So, listen up, tech squad—Block just dropped a bombshell 💣 on us! They’re rolling out **AI voice ordering** and guess what? Merchants can now accept Bitcoin with ZERO processing fees for a whole YEAR! 🤑 That's right, zero! Zilch! Nada! Imagine this: you're ordering a latte and asking your AI assistant, “Yo, give me a Venti with a side of crypto.” 🍵🤖 Sounds like the future of caffeine-fueled finance, right? Or maybe your barista just dropped the espresso and is like, "Sorry, bruh, we only accept *real* money." 🤡 💀👀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We figured, if McDonald's can serve up AI in their drive-thrus, why can’t we make Bitcoin the official currency of breakfast?” But fr fr, is this all just stonks 🚀 or a cringe attempt to make Bitcoin mainstream? 🤔💩 Like, are we really ready to trust AI NOT to order 9,000 Dogecoins during a caffeine rush? Hot take 🔥: In 2024, we’ll be ordering pizza with our thoughts, and if you don’t have Bitcoin, you’ll just be “sorry, no toppings for you!” 🤷‍♂️ Get ready, folks! The cringe is just getting started! 👽✨💰 #SquareGotTheSauce