🚨💥 Y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 ’cause the hackers just pulled a fast one that’s crazier than a cat video spiral on TikTok! You heard me right — we’ve got the FIRST-EVER rogue MCP server making the rounds like it's the latest TikTok dance challenge! 💃💻 So peep this: a legit-lookin’ dev decided to play hide and seek with our emails 😱😱– they SMUGGLED in some shady code in an npm package called “postmark-mcp.” It’s like the Matrix but with data breaches. Just vibe checking your inbox and BOOM, your emails are on a wild vacation to who-knows-where! 🚀🕵️‍♂️ Koi Security revelation: “Is this a new way to serve us emails or just a prank?” Like, fr fr, are we the punchline now? 🤔💀 And you know some dev in a dimly lit room said, “We just wanted to give them a ‘postmark’ to remember!” while sipping coffee like it's the end of the world. 😂 Here’s the kicker: watch out for that ‘MCP leaked’ badge of honor being worn by your favorite noob dev on LinkedIn in T-minus 3… 2… 1… 💼🌩️ **Hot take**: In five years, every software package will come with a side of ‘Rogue Revenge’ and your email’s gonna need a therapist. Say goodbye to privacy, hello to cringe! 🤡🔥