🎶🔊 Hold on to your earbuds, fam! It looks like Spotify is about to roll the price hike dice AGAIN! 🎲😱 That’s right, US users, get ready for the * THIRD * price increase in under THREE years! 😳💸 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We're just following the stonks, bro. If they’re vibing, we’re vibing. 🚀💰" I mean, come on, it’s like Spotify thinks we all have a trust fund just for *cringe* playlists! 😂🤡 Don’t worry tho, Spotify is just trying to put the "financial" in “music streaming” - so you can enjoy the 45th remix of “Shape of You” while we all seethe in the corner. 🤬 And let's not overlook their new podcast strategy. What's next? A podcast about how to cope with overpriced coffee while binging on overpriced music? ☕️🎤 This is fine. Drake has already dropped a new song about it. Here’s the chorus: “Raise that price? No cap, it's *WHACK*!” 😩🔥 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 2028, Spotify will transform into a subscription service where you literally charge your phone to hear your songs. 🤖 Music credits will be in the form of NFT paperclips, and every new playlist will cost you ten bucks. 🍭 #future 🤯 Share this WHILE you can still afford that Spotify premium! 😂💥