🚨💵🔥 HOLD UP, FAM! SPOTIFY’S ABOUT TO EMPTY YO’ WALLET AGAIN! 💸🚀 That’s right, your fave “$9.99 for all the tunes you can handle” platform is shimmying on over to the “$12.99, please” arena. And I’m not just talking about an upgrade from a 10-piece nugget meal to a 20-piece (yes, we see you, McDonald's). 🍟 But it's NOT fine!!! This is like waking up after a night out to find out you spent all your cash on "vibes" 🤡💀. Sources (aka three people who were probably just tired of getting asked for their playlist ideas) say this joyous price hike is looming for early 2026. TIME FOR A NEW STONKS MEME! 📈💰 #InvestInEmptyWallets. And don’t even get me started on the record labels, applying pressure like a juice cleanse after the holidays. Yikes! 🤢 “Bro, we need to charge more so they think they’re getting more!!!” - A Spotify Developer Probably 😩 Drake be like: "SAY NO TO THAT PRICE INCREASE" 😤✋. But we all know you’ll still be sitting there like 🥲, ignoring the fact that you’re now paying for a nuanced playlist of static sounds. Prediction alert: Next thing you know, Spotify’s gonna start charging for the right to SHUFFLE your playlists. 😂 Music's about to get a whole new meaning: “Pay for the privilege of chaos!” Who’s in?! I’m thinking about starting a GoFundMe for my musical sanity. #SpotifyRIP #MoreLikeSpendyfy #SpotifyDrakeMemeIncoming