🚨🎶 ATTENTION EARTHLINGS: SPOTIFY JUST DOVE INTO THE DEEP END OF THE SAMPLE POOL! 🌊💰 #SongDNA is here to expose who’s biting who in the music biz! 🎤👀 So, like, Spotify just scooped up the wizards at WhoSampled faster than your mom scoops up your leftover pizza. 🍕🚀 Now, you can unleash your inner music detective and discover how many times your fave artists have recycled their bops like a budget DJ at a school dance! 💿💀 These are prime “Drake pointing” moments where you can finally say, “I KNEW that beat sounded familiar!” 🧐💡 Imagine vibing to a track and suddenly having your Galaxy Brain activated with a “YOU JUST GOT SAMPLED, BRO” notification! 🤯🔍🔥 The WhoSampled crew is pumped too, claiming they share Spotify's vision for “musical context.” (Translation: “We’re about to make ALL the stonks!” 💸🤝) Ahh, the sweet smell of capitalism and sweet sweet samples. 😤 🔥 Here’s the hot take: Soon Spotify will have a “not-so-exclusive” tier where you can unlock all the juicy sampled tracks… and we’ll *all* be broke because we just HAD to know that Billie Eilish used the same loop as a 90s cartoon theme. 🤡💔 Get ready to vibe or cry while we scream “This is fine” as we watch the music industry become a glorified game of Bingo! 🖤🎉