🎉💬 BREAKING: Spotify is trying to be the social media platform we never asked for! 💬🎉 Yes, folks, that's right! Just when you thought your Spotify account was purely for vibing to lo-fi beats while crying over existential dread, they drop a *messaging feature* like it's a hot mixtape. 🤳🔥 But wait, there's a *catch*! 😱 They said messages are NOT end-to-end encrypted. So, if you're planning to slide into someone’s DMs about how much you love that *under-the-radar indie band*? 😂👀 JUST KNOW that Spotify is, like, all up in your business. It’s basically like writing a diary on a sticky note and sticking it to your neighbor’s door. 🏠🤷‍♂️ Unconfirmed reports say a Spotify dev was like, "Privacy? Pfft, we just want more data! 💰" And honestly, same. More data = more stonks, amirite? 📈💸 So, what's next? Spotify launches a dating app where instead of swiping right, you just pause their playlist on repeat? 🙈💔 Fr fr, this is fine. Hot take: In 2024, Spotify will somehow combine this feature with IRL social gatherings. Get ready to jam out at a concert while live-messaging your closest 3,000 followers! 🤡💀💥 Lemme know your thoughts, fam! 😂👇 #SpotifySocial #CringeVibes #DataOverPrivacy