🎶🚀 HOLY AI, SPOTIFY JUST WENT FULL ROBOT 🤖💀 So, Spotify’s like, “Hold my beer 🍺, we’re about to make music with even MORE AI!” 😱💽 They just dropped a bombshell 💣 with some new AI policies & ya boi is not ready! 🎤✨ They're adopting the DDEX standard to LABEL AI music. 🤡 You know what that means? Now we can finally see when robots are composing bops while our sad human hearts are weeping in the corner. 🤧🎵 But WAIT! There’s more! They also rolled out a spiffy new spam filter! SAY LESS! 🙌🔥 No more cringe AI-generated tracks like "I Love You More Than My Cat" on repeat at 3 AM! This is a W for sanity, fr fr! 🐱💔 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we're just trying to keep the AI from releasing another 'hit' called 'Spotify Playlist of Unwanted Emojis!'” 😂💔 Drake's still out here: *pointing at good music* and the bots are like: *whispers* “let’s MAKE ART!” 😅 Stonks for AI music! 📈💰 🔥 In conclusion: Next, Spotify’s gonna plug an AI DJ named DJ *Not Your Friend* that plays only sad lo-fi tracks on repeat. It’ll be lit or cringey; who knows? 🌀🔮 Stay tuned for AI music EDM collabs, people! 💥💃 #SpotifyGalacticRevolution #AIFriendsForever